Challenge for Oppo

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures) 08/14/2015 at 14:43 • Filed to: None

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1) name the vehicle

2) name the warning lights

Bonus) come up with entertaining alternates for the warning lights

Sneaky Pete > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 14:49

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Something German due to rpms displayed in 10s x 100.

Probably a VW product because of all the malfunction lights on.

Patrick Nichols > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 14:49

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blinker fluid low warning light

Patrick Nichols > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 14:49

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the are you SRS? light

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 14:49

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International Diesel truck (Penske rental?)

Nerd-Vol > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 14:51

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Something from Merc. I the top right light is saying it needs brake pad work shop.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 14:52

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My mom, who is incredibly knowledgeable about cars as she basically runs the front office of my dad’s Auto Mechanic Shop, is owed the credit for the fun name for this one.

When I was in high school she was driving her 2001 Dodge Durango (still has it actually) and the check engine light came on. My dad and I LOST IT when we finally came to the conclusion that the “Movie Camera Light on my dashboard ” was actually her check engine light.

So this has been dubbed the Movie Camera ever since.

Patrick Nichols > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 14:52

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on the right is the tie fighter radar warning light...

on the left is the light to warn you that your front tires are now both facing inward and that could be bad...

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 14:53

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1. Philip.

2. Clockwise from red one on bottom:
SRS - Steve’s Really Stoned (my foot’s been bothering me, and I’m on Vicodin at work)
Orange Blob - Check your robot drone. Propellers are wonky
Orange Butt - Seat sensor says you ought to wipe

I got nothin else.

Patrick Nichols > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 14:53

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This is the “you’ve stuffed too much shit in the trunk” light warning you that you could explode if rear ended

extraspecialbitter > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 14:53

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That looks like a MK4 Jetta TDI, with a flat tire and additional malfunctioning electrical bits.

BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 08/14/2015 at 14:54

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Nah. Speedo and tach go way too high for one of those things.

Xyl0c41n3 > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 14:55

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On the speedo: CEL and passenger airbag lights.

Above the odometer, from the left: tire pressure (low) warning light, door(s) ajar, ABS system, maybe?, and the little light bulb one is.... I dunno....

Jcarr > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 14:56

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VW Eurovan

Tire pressure

Check Engine

Airbag warning

Bulb out

Door ajar

Not sure on that circular one.

Alternates:

Warning! Make sure you’re wearing your comb necklace (TPMS)

Be Serious, this is a German automobile (SRS)

Warning! Tie Fighters Ahead (circular thing)

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 14:57

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It has an idea!

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 14:58

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I HAVE AN IDEA!

deekster_caddy > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 14:58

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Nissan ... ? The digital panel reminds me strongly of my friend’s Murano, but the tach is all wrong for that.

Lights - Check Engine, Airbag (SRS), TPMS, A door is open? Darth Vader’s ship (ABS?), A bulb is out!

Dusty Ventures > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 08/14/2015 at 14:59

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Nope

deekster_caddy > Patrick Nichols 08/14/2015 at 14:59

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Hah, a TIE fighter light and a broken TIE rod light! This thing is brilliant!

Dusty Ventures > Sneaky Pete 08/14/2015 at 14:59

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Debateably German. Not VW

pauljones > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 15:00

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1) Josie

2) In order from left to right:

-Leaky faucet
-Srsly?
-Surprise from behind!
-The gas pump is a Cylon.
-Shit, HAL’s awake.
-HAL has an idea. Ohfuckohfuckohfuck!!!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 15:00

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I want to say old VW product but the tach is throwing me

Srs airbag light

Check engine light

Tire pressure warning

Parking brake

Door ajar

Bulb failure

HammerheadFistpunch > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 15:01

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This is the “seriously?!” light. It comes on with 2 or more other warnings.

Dusty Ventures > Jcarr 08/14/2015 at 15:01

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Not a Eurovan. Well done on the rest

Dusty Ventures > extraspecialbitter 08/14/2015 at 15:01

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Nein

Dusty Ventures > deekster_caddy 08/14/2015 at 15:01

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Not a Nissan

Jcarr > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 15:02

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I drive a VW so I’m well-versed in warning lights.

deekster_caddy > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 15:02

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Damn. What about the Darth Vader’s tie fighter light? Is that ABS?

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 15:02

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Mercedes Sprinter?

Xyl0c41n3 > Patrick Nichols 08/14/2015 at 15:02

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It’s the new stance, bruh!

Dusty Ventures > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/14/2015 at 15:02

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Not a VW. Also not the parking brake

Xyl0c41n3 > pauljones 08/14/2015 at 15:03

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Yes.

Dusty Ventures > Nerd-Vol 08/14/2015 at 15:03

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You’re closest on identification so far

extraspecialbitter > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 15:03

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But that is an MK4, yes? If so, then the warning lights come out of the factory already on.

Patrick Nichols > Xyl0c41n3 08/14/2015 at 15:06

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It’s actually a performance braking system known as the P/FF GHABT system (Pizza/French Fry) and the light does indicate he is gonna have a bad time

Dusty Ventures > extraspecialbitter 08/14/2015 at 15:06

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Nope. Not a Volkswagen

William Byrd > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 15:06

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Clockwise from top (11:00)

1. Beware of fat bottomed girls

2. Beware of stanced cars

3. Beware of Tie Fighters (stole that one from below, genius)

4. Beware of bright ideas

5. Beware of Sirs (also “like a sir”)

6. Beware of 3-rotor helicopters

Sneaky Pete > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 15:08

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Mercedes/Chrysler developed Sprinter van.

extraspecialbitter > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 15:08

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Audi A3 TDI?? SEAT Leon TDI?????

Dusty Ventures > pauljones 08/14/2015 at 15:09

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You magnificent bastard

nermal > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 15:09

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Broken tie rod?

Captain of the Enterprise > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 15:10

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Sprinter van?

Sneaky Pete > Sneaky Pete 08/14/2015 at 15:10

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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 15:11

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Dodge/Merc Sprinter, no clue on the lights.

Dusty Ventures > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 08/14/2015 at 15:12

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WINNAR! Though this one is badged as a Freightliner

PS9 > Sneaky Pete 08/14/2015 at 15:12

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Nailed it.

Sneaky Pete > PS9 08/14/2015 at 15:13

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That’s what she said.

Captain of the Enterprise > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 15:15

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1. Sprinter Van

2. Low tire spressure, door open, some sort of sensor, interior lights on, check engine light and airbag light.

Dusty Ventures > Sneaky Pete 08/14/2015 at 15:16

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Correctamunky

BigBlock440 > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 15:17

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A Sprinter isn’t a eurovan?

Dusty Ventures > extraspecialbitter 08/14/2015 at 15:17

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Not a VAG product

Cé hé sin > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 15:22

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Lots of clues that this is foreign (to me)

In Park

Degrees F

MPH

says diesel on the fuel gauge

Jcarr > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 15:24

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Everyone and thus everything is a VAG product.

Ash78, voting early and often > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 15:27

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Coming here to saying something like “MkIV Volkswagen Golf” on the model and “Good morning, business as usual” on the lights. But I’m late, and lame.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 15:27

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Reliant Robin, the front wheel is ajar.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Patrick Nichols 08/14/2015 at 15:29

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Stat on target....stay on target

Dusty Ventures > Jcarr 08/14/2015 at 15:41

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What about Cesarean products

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 15:48

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I would like to thank sweet little 6lb 4 oz baby Jesus laying in the manger wrapped up in swaddling clothes

Jcarr > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 16:02

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Still gotta, um, get in there in the first place.

Juan > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 16:14

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It’s a damn sprinter, lit like a christmas tree...

Tire pressure, bags, blown lightbulb, brakes, open doors and the check engine, if that this is going somewhere, I hope is not too far

Juan > Jcarr 08/14/2015 at 16:14

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the circle thingy is the brake pads

Dusty Ventures > Juan 08/14/2015 at 18:20

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About 100 miles per day, 5 days per week.

Dusty Ventures > BigBlock440 08/14/2015 at 18:29

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As a matter of fact, no.

Dusty Ventures > deekster_caddy 08/14/2015 at 18:30

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Brake pad wear

Dusty Ventures > Cé hé sin 08/14/2015 at 18:32

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Diesel vehicles wouldn’t say diesel where you are?

Cé hé sin > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 18:39

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It’s a van. They’re all diesel!

Diesel cars don’t say so either (any more than petrol ones say petrol).

(Purely by chance I have this picture. Truck (note the 12th gear displayed!), definitely diesel.

BigBlock440 > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 18:59

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Then what is it? And what’s considered a eurovan?

Dusty Ventures > BigBlock440 08/14/2015 at 19:05

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The Sprinter is a Daimler-Benz product, with the first generation going into production in 1995. It’s been sold in the states since 2001 as a Mercedes, a Dodge, and a Freightliner.

The Eurovan was the North American name for the T4 Volkswagen Transporter, which was sold in the States from 1990-2003.

BigBlock440 > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 19:14

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Ah, didn’t know Eurovan was a model name. I though it was the class of vans that included the Transit and Promaster. I re-read the original comment again, and now it makes more sense. oops.

Dusty Ventures > BigBlock440 08/14/2015 at 19:24

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Ah, you were thinking of the Euro style of vans. That makes more sense

BigBlock440 > Dusty Ventures 08/14/2015 at 21:43

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Yeah, sorry.